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« on: October 31, 2007, 10:38:45 AM »

Lame discussion starter that I stole from another board, but found it interesting.

Here's the premise, poster makes a wish and the replier grants it but with dire consquinces then makes their own wish; the next reply proceeds to do the same.

Example
1st person: I wish I had X-Ray Vision.

2nd person:
Granted, but it only works in nursing homes.
I wish I had a turbo kit on my bike.

3rd Person:
Granted, but it weighs 200 lbs.
I wish I had a Honda NSX-R.

4th Person:
Granted, but you'd have to pick it up from the salvage yard."

So here's an easy start...I wish I had a million dollars.
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« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2007, 11:09:01 AM »

Granted, but they are Namibian dollars.

I wish I had a 1098 Tricolour.
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« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2007, 11:15:25 AM »

 Granted but it's mine you just wash it.
I wish I had mind reading powers...
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« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2007, 12:53:53 PM »

granted, but it only works on gay men.
I wish I could talk to trees
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« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2007, 02:30:45 PM »

Granted, but they won't talk back any more than they do now.
I wish I had a Joe's pizza right now.
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« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2007, 02:39:08 PM »

Granted only to find that there's no pizza dough or boiling water to cook something
 I wish I could walk on the moon
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« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2007, 03:02:19 PM »

granted, but the moon is actually Rosie O'Donell's ass.

I wish I got more sleep
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« Reply #7 on: October 31, 2007, 04:50:01 PM »

granted, but you have to lay down with a big pink fuzzy bunny in order to fall asleep

I wish I could telepathicaly link to autistic savants
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« Reply #8 on: October 31, 2007, 04:59:56 PM »

Granted, but all they think about is counting toothpicks

I wish I could fly
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« Reply #9 on: October 31, 2007, 05:13:19 PM »

granted, but you fly by riding on Oprah's back.

I wish I was Mario
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« Reply #10 on: October 31, 2007, 05:23:19 PM »

granted but you can only read the minds of gay men

I wish I could nail Rosie Odonell

(I'm not afraid to take one for the team)
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« Reply #11 on: October 31, 2007, 05:25:37 PM »

but only in the heiney and only when she has hemorrhoids.

I wish I didn't have to work tonight and could start moving into my new apartment
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« Reply #12 on: October 31, 2007, 05:34:02 PM »

I wish I didn't have to work tonight and could start moving into my new apartment
Only to have to unpack all of your girlfriend stuff and paint the walls, then she'll kick you out the next week.
 I wish I could breathe underwater like a fish
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« Reply #13 on: October 31, 2007, 05:46:57 PM »

Granted, but now when you eat snapper you're a canable.

Wish I was splitting Jesica Alba like wet pine right now!
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« Reply #14 on: October 31, 2007, 05:54:07 PM »

Granted but you are getting sloppy seconds, I was there first.
 I wish I was a movie director.   
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« Reply #15 on: October 31, 2007, 06:00:20 PM »

Granted, but you can only direct "Attack Of The Killer Tomatos".

I wish I had a pint of Butter Pecan icecream.
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« Reply #16 on: November 18, 2007, 05:41:36 AM »

Granted only it to be infested with moths larvae.

I wish today I was off and was sunny.
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